Ashton Kutcher can have my babies any day.

My lovely roommate has two seasons of That 70s Show and I'm loving it. I've probably seen most of the episodes already, but it's probably one of the funniest shows ever. Ever. Basically. 

So, we rearranged our room. We put Allison's bed on top of mine and pushed the dressers to the other side of the room. We cleaned it all. All we need to do is sweep...but that means we have to go downstairs and borrow a broom. That takes a little more effort than we are willing to put out. But it's amazing. Our room is totally amazing. Amazing. Basically.

You know what I'm tired of? Tired of myspace surveys. Yes I know I do them allllll the time, but that's because I like answering questions about myself. I am getting annoyed with the questions, they are the same thing over and over and over again. Let me answer a few of them right now. 

My name is Jordan. I'm 18. I have three cats, two dogs, two turtles, and seven fish (last time I checked). I love my cats. That's my favorite kind of animal. My best friend is Jeryca. We've done a few illegal things together (that question always gets asked for some reason). My favorite movie is Gone With the Wind and I don't have a favorite TV show, I like way to many to pick just one. I love country music, and pink is my favorite color. I get along with my parents very well. Yes, I'm missing someone. I always miss people. (Why is that question always asked? If someone really misses someone why would they want to remember it?) I'm in college already, Stephen F. Austin if you didn't already know. Yes I have a sibling, a brother, 11, Trevor, and I've never ever ever had a crush on one of his friends. Gross. No, I am not wearing socks. (Seriously? Who thought of putting that question on a survey for the first time? Socks. Really?) I think that's enough. I think you get the point. Oh wait, no...I DON'T have a significant other and I haven't seen them naked (obviously, since I don't have one) and I don't love them (obviously, since I don't have one) and I don't think we'll be together forever (obviously, since I don't have one) and don't know their name or age or anything else...(OBVIOUSLY, SINCE I DON'T HAVE ONE!!!!!). 

OK?

Now that I've gotten that across I'm telling everyone that if I'm taking a survey and it says one thing about my significant other I'm stopping it right then and not taking it. It pisses me off. 

Seriously, just go ahead and make the single girl want to jump off a building. Thanks. 

Now, back to That 70s Show.